Marvel Promises These Mysterious Mutants Are The Most Dysfunctional Team You Could Possibly Imagine, Proving They Underestimate Me

The X-Men thrive on dysfunction, they live on it. Much like Krakoa eats mutants (which we’ve all kinda just ignored, right?), the X-Men eat a lack of actual teamwork and cohesiveness. Regardless, Marvel thinks they have put together the most dysfunctional team I could possibly imagine.

Marvel, try me.

The file read “Classified X”, which mean nothing to no one. What we do know is that the X-Line is set to expand with:

So heck, this could be any of them. But my money is on Leah because, much like the X-Men, she is also a dysfunction vampire.

Marvel will be revealing the roster on their Twitter feed all this week. Here at the Xavier Files, however, we have our own guesses.

  1. Havok
  2. Feral
  3. Nezumi Sen
  4. Nanny
  5. Orphan Maker
  6. Maggott
  7. Mister Sinister
  8. Vulcan

Anyway, check the Marvel Twitter feed at 12 every day this week. And then check here to see if I embarrassed myself.

Press Release

New York, NY— December 2, 2019 — This March, prepare to meet the most dysfunctional X-Men team you could possibly imagine! Just who are these guys? Visit Marvel’s official Twitter each day this week at noon ET starting tomorrow to find out!

Zachary Jenkins co-hosts the podcast Battle of the Atom and is the former editor-in-chief of ComicsXF. Shocking everyone, he has a full and vibrant life outside all this.